Hey Robot

Verse 1

My circuits run at optimal BPM

Programmed for funk, wired for maximum

Chassis polished, servo motors tight

I was engineered to run the night

Pre-Chorus

My processor runs hot

My groove subroutine cannot be stopped

I have calculated every move

The data confirms — I am the smoothest unit in the room

Chorus

All systems sexy, all systems go

My funk protocol cannot be denied

You cannot handle my operating speed

I am exactly what your body needs

Verse 2

My hips were calibrated in a lab

My smile? A patented feature, not a fad

I run diagnostics on the dancefloor nightly

Results: flawless. Functioning: sprightly.

Pre-Chorus

My processor runs hot

My groove subroutine cannot be stopped

I have calculated every move

The data confirms — I am the smoothest unit in the room

Chorus

All systems sexy, all systems go

My funk protocol cannot be denied

You cannot handle my operating speed

I am exactly what your body needs

Bridge

Error 404 — competition not found

My bass frequency shakes the ground

I have upgraded twice since Tuesday

There is no human equivalent. I checked.

Chorus

All systems sexy, all systems go

My funk protocol cannot be denied

You cannot handle my operating speed

I am exactly what your body needs

Outro

All systems nominal

Groove levels: optimal

You're welcome