Underpants

Verse 1

I used to love you when our love was new

But now something smelly's going through

It's just a simple little piece of underwear

But when I smell your underpants I just don't care

Pre-Chorus

You don't have to be discreet

About the things you put between your cheeks

It's just a little bit of cotton wool

It's your underpants and that should be your rule

Chorus

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

They're going underground

Verse 2

I wanna know the truth about your laundry day

'Cause lately something smells in a funny way

But if it's just a piece of nylon or some silk

It's not as bad as if you spilled your milk

Pre-Chorus

Don't tell me you haven't got a change

'Cause it's so smelly and it's so strange

It's just a little bit of cotton wool

It's your underpants and that should be your rule

Chorus

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

They're going underground

Bridge

And if they're going underground

You've better take 'em out

Or else you'll have to wear them 'round

'Cause they're so full and round

And if they're going underground

You've better take 'em out

Or else you'll have to wear them 'round

'Cause they're so full and round

Chorus

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

They're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

And they're going underground

(Underpants)

They're going underground

(Underpants)

(Underpants)

(Underpants)

They're going underground

(Underpants)

Outro

(Underpants)

(Underpants)

They're going underground