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Playing My Hand

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About

For the first time, (and maybe last time) I've made an UNO song. Draw 4, brother.

Lyrics

Intro

Oh-oh

Mm

Verse 1

Table's split three ways

Stack of wilds in play

You slid a plus two my way

Caught it cold today

I called "UNO" too soon

Guess the laughing's overdue

Now I'm watching what you do

Wishing I was you

Pre-Chorus

Round and round the colors spin

Think you'll win before the end

Chorus

I'm playing my hand

Yeah it's all about the plan

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You think you've got it down

Till the colors turn around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Verse 2

You threw a reverse right back

Tried to put me on the rack

I just dropped a green attack

You can't take that back

Skips and changes everywhere

Holding court with all my care

Watch the draw pile grow and glare

Tell me who's the daredevil there

Pre-Chorus

Round and round the colors spin

Think you'll win before the end

Chorus

I'm playing my hand

Yeah it's all about the plan

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You think you've got it down

Till the colors turn around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Bridge

Last card in my fingers tight

Watch me wear my victory smile tonight

No more bluff no more disguise

Just the win right in my eyes

Chorus

I'm playing my hand

Yeah it's all about the plan

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You think you've got it down

Till the colors turn around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Verse 3

Final round we're at the gate

Nobody can change my fate

Every hand begins to shake

Watch me flip the turn I take

Plus twos flying off the deck

Got the momentum on my neck

All their strategies are wrecked

I'm collecting all the respect

Pre-Chorus

Single card is all I need

Watch the table start to bleed

Chorus

I'm playing my hand

Yeah it's all about the plan

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You think you've got it down

Till the colors turn around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh-oh

Yeah yeah

Oh-oh-oh

Here we go

Verse 4

They're all waiting for the drop

Clock is ticking never stops

Got the winning feeling hot

Time to show them what I got

Don't you blink don't you breathe

Watch me bring it to its knees

Every single eye on me

This is my victory

Pre-Chorus

One last flip and then it's done

Crown the one who took the run

Chorus

I'm playing my hand

Yeah it's all about the plan

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You think you've got it down

Till the colors turn around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh-oh

Yeah yeah

Oh-oh-oh

Here we go

Bridge

At the very end of the game

Everyone will know my name

As I drop the final card

Everyone will think I'm so smart

Drop

Uh-uh-uh-uh

Uh-uh-uh-uh

Uh-uh-uh-uh

Verse 5

Slap it down upon the table

Calling it while I'm still able

All their faces turn to fables

I'm the one who's unbeatable

Silly rhyme but watch me claim it

Every player gotta name it

If you ask me I'm the greatest

Nothing left to even trace this

Pre-Chorus

Game is over table clear

Hear the winner's anthem cheer

Chorus

I'm the king at this silly rhyme

"Game time" every single time

Call it out loud

While the good cards count

You thought you had it down

Till the colors turned around

Shout it to the crowd

In this UNO town

Outro

Game time

(oh-oh)

Game time

(oh-oh)

I'm the king

Say it with me

Game time

(oh-oh)

Game time

(oh-oh)

Yeah I'm the king

Game time

(oh-oh)

Game time

(yeah)

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