Lyrics
[Verse 1] Lying in the box feeling rather slim
Wait for the worms to start a hymn
Forgot to pay the reaper on a whim
Watching my prospects look mighty grim
[Pre-Chorus] They bury me deep down low
Watching my spirit finally go
[Chorus] Now I am a beetle in the dirt
Tearing holes inside your favorite shirt
Maybe next time I will be a goat
Drinking cheap wine on a motor boat
Suddenly a fungus on a rotting log
Feeling like a very lonely dog
Walking back to life with a brand new face
Eating all the pizza in the place
[Verse 2] Crawling through the garden as a snail
Hiding from the hammer and the nail
Forgot the ending of my tragic tale
Slipping down the handle of a pail
[Pre-Chorus] They bury me deep down low
Watching my spirit finally go
[Chorus] Now I am a beetle in the dirt
Tearing holes inside your favorite shirt
Maybe next time I will be a goat
Drinking cheap wine on a motor boat
Suddenly a fungus on a rotting log
Feeling like a very lonely dog
Walking back to life with a brand new face
Eating all the pizza in the place
[Bridge] Toss my bones away like some scrap
Caught in the middle of a celestial trap
Better than falling through the gap
Waking up from a trillion year nap
[Chorus] Now I am a beetle in the dirt
Tearing holes inside your favorite shirt
Maybe next time I will be a goat
Drinking cheap wine on a motor boat
Suddenly a fungus on a rotting log
Feeling like a very lonely dog
Walking back to life with a brand new face
Eating all the pizza in the place