Another Irish Goodbye ©

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What's the craic? What ye heavin'?

Why ye bein' so feckin' sleevin?

Out on the lash once again

Are ye tryin to drink away yer pain?

Your still acting the maggot

Calling the barkeep a faggot

Cos he said yev had enough

Of the good ol' black stuff

When will ye ever learn?

Another pub another drunken turn

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You're tryin to be a ramblin rover

But yer party days are over

Thinking "now we're suckin diesel"

But yer just another pissed up weasel

Playin another drunken lullaby

Then it's an Irish goodbye

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Fell off the track, yev been an eejit

But ye never would believe it

Hope ye might catch yerself on

Before ye hear it in this song

Sober up and ye'll be grand

But ye better understand

That yer not being very canny

When ye act like a complete fanny

G'wan son, admit yev been an arse

And maybe we'll forgive ye for the farce

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Yer still tryin to be the ramblin rover

But I've told you already that those days are over

Yer no longer suckin diesel

Just another pissed up weasel

Another drunken lullaby

Then it's an Irish goodbye

Just an Irish goodbye

Out the door and on yer way

Ye do it all again another day

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Verse

Oh what's the craic? What a mess you're leavin'

You're just like yer brother Steven

Pissing all over the floor

Turn around and your out the door

Have ye got no intention of changing yer ways

Out every weekend getting smashed off yer face

Fightin and actin like a loon

Hope ye learn yer lesson some days soon

Chorus

Yer trying to be a ramblin rover

But yer party days are over

Thinking " now we're sucking diesel"

But yer just another pissed up weasel

Playin another drunken lullaby

Then it's another Irish goodbye

Off out the door, it's an Irish goodbye

Hope ye change yer ways before ye die!

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