Bats on Treadmills

Intro

Vampire bats run on little treadmills

To reveal how they metabolize blood

If you've ever thought, gee I'd like to

See some vampire bats on treadmills

Chorus

When bats are making their silent shout

People can study'em to figure out

What events might be taking place

In the black beast's evil gaze

Verse

We have all the science to come

That's exactly what scientists have done

And it's not because little vlad

Needed blood to become so glad

Chorus

When bats are making their silent shout

People can study'em to figure out

What events might be taking place

In the black beast's evil gaze

Verse

What science tells us isn't fake

Revealing how vampire bats they make

The most out of their food source

The blood they slurp from a dead horse

Chorus

When bats are making their silent shout

People can study'em to figure out

What events might be taking place

In the black beast's evil gaze

Outro

Ooh yeah, bats on treadmills

End