Mirror War Strut

Intro

Mm, mm-hmm

Four-color, four-color

Mm, mm

Verse 1

Nineteen-sixty-seven, four-color beaming

No transporters, just paper dreaming

Fold the crease, sound the alarm

Swing low, dog-earred, out of harm

Pre-Chorus

Bearclaw on point, Bryce on helm in blue

Chu-Sa chirping triage, Konom growling Qapla' too

DC let the beta-canon bloom

Chorus

Mirror, mirror on the hull - ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger, not a book, Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing, do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop, ya-ree, betrayal in the cut

Verse 2

Malibu on the habitat ring, thirty-two issues deep

Marvel brought the cadets - Omega, Nog can't sleep

Pike on Talos IV, before Kirk took the seat

Old blood, new ink, the station trade

Pre-Chorus

Bearclaw on point, Bryce on helm in blue

Chu-Sa chirping triage, Konom growling Qapla' too

DC let the beta-canon bloom

Chorus

Mirror, mirror on the hull - ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger, not a book, Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing, do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop, ya-ree, betrayal in the cut

Bridge

Odo's rain on level five, shape-shiftin' blue note minor

Quark's got a corgi in cargo bay, latinum collared liner

Fool's Gold glitters, but loyalty pays

Mm, loyalty pays

Sax Solo

Verse 3

From Gold Key to IDW, beta's where we roam

Not canon but canon-ish, still feels like home

So spin it again, at Quark's after hours

Mm, spin it again

Chorus

Mirror, mirror on the hull - ISS-D black and gold

Picard with a dagger, not a book, Troi never does what she's told

Terran Empire swing, do the Mirror War strut

dee-bop, ya-ree, betrayal in the cut

Outro

Mm, mm-hmm

Four-color, four-color

Mm, mm