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[INTRO] Oh Hell Nah
Nah.
The Nether not normal.
Who looked at this dimension and said:
“Yeah people should live here”?
[VERSE 1] Stepped through the portal feelin’ brave at first
Five seconds later psychologically hurt
Everything red, everything screams
Even the AIR got hostility
Why the floor made outta anxiety?
Why every sound like divine punishment?
Why pig creatures look at me sideways
Like they know I don’t belong in this environment?
And don’t get me started on Ghasts
Big floating marshmallows throwing trauma blasts
One fireball send me into the void
Now I’m questioning every life choice
I built one bridge over lava lakes
Hands shaking harder than earthquakes
Shift key became my whole religion
One missed click and I’m spiritually finished
[PRE-CHORUS] The Overworld made me cautious…
The Nether made me paranoid.
[CHORUS] Nether got me acting different
Checking corners, moving distant
Every block step feel suspicious
Every sound become a sickness
Nether got me acting different
Lost my peace the minute I entered
Now I hear Ghasts in real life
And honestly that feel unhealthy
[VERSE 2] Why Piglins rob you for existing?
Walk in wearing gold like:
“Please don’t hit me.”
Whole dimension got workplace violence energy
Magma cubes bouncing with evil intentions repeatedly
And blaze rods?
Brother those things shoot like SWAT teams
One fortress trip turned nightmare quickly
Now I’m hiding behind bricks stress-eating cooked beef
Then I accidentally looked at an Enderman.
Huge mistake.
Now tall shadow man sprinting at me violently
I’m building panic towers at high speed
Portal nowhere in sight anymore
Inventory full of fear and quartz
And ancient debris got me LOSING it
Mining explosions like a lunatic
Risking my life for slightly stronger pants
Minecraft really got me grinding for enchanted drip
[BRIDGE] You ever survive the Nether…
…and come back slightly changed?
Like war flashbacks but block-shaped?
[VERSE 3] Made it home with one heart left
Soul sand still stuck in my head
Even peaceful forests feel strange now
After seeing what exist underground
I don’t trust portals no more
That purple glow feel cursed for sure
Every trip in there take part of me
Emotionally taxed dimensionally
But next time I need blaze powder?
Yeah…
I’m goin’ back immediately.
Because Minecraft players learn NOTHING.
[FINAL CHORUS] Nether got me acting different
Built trauma bridges over infinite distance
Every lava lake hold bad decisions
Every fortress cause emotional damage
Nether got me acting different
Still hear Ghasts in my sleep vividly
But somehow that terrifying dimension…
Keep calling me back repeatedly.
[OUTRO] Okay.
Why the ground pulse like evil breathing?
Why every creature built like a nightmare DLC?
Why I gotta crouch across one-block bridges
Over infinite lava like it’s a regular Tuesday?
And why Ghasts got surround sound?!
Okay.
New strategy.
In and out mission.
No fighting.
No exploring.
No “lemme see what’s over there.”
That’s how the Nether traps people psychologically.
We get blaze rods.
We leave immediately.
Simple.
Why do I hear footsteps?
Nope.
Nope nope nope.
I’m not doing this today.
Man…
the Overworld got grass.
Birds.
Peace.
The Nether got:
lava
screaming
emotional instability
And somehow…
I STILL gotta come back here later.
I hate this dimension so much.