Zero and Twelve

Verse 1

Friday night under them Friday night lights

We got the jerseys on and the cooler packed tight

Coach draws up a play on a napkin and a prayer

Boys run the wrong way like they ain't got a care

Our keeper waved at his momma mid-shot

Pre-Chorus

Two goals down and the ref just smiled

I'm hollering from the sideline like a wild man child

We can't win a fucking game

Shit players every single name

Chorus

Y'all fucking suck and I mean that kind

Worst bunch of ball chasers I ever did find

Y'all fucking suck and the scoreboard agrees

Grandma can play better than you guys please

Grandma can play better than you guys

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh get off the pitch

Oh-oh y'all make me twitch

Verse 2

We practiced all week on a field full of mud

Half of them showed up just to sit and chug

The striker tripped over his own two cleats

The captain kicked it straight into the streets

I bought a banner and I wrote it in paint

Pre-Chorus

Zero and twelve and the season ain't done

My blood pressure's higher than the midday sun

We can't win a fucking game

Shit players every single name

Chorus

Y'all fucking suck and I mean that kind

Worst bunch of ball chasers I ever did find

Y'all fucking suck and the scoreboard agrees

Grandma can play better than you guys please

Grandma can play better than you guys

Bridge

My granny's eighty-three she's got a bad hip

She'd still nutmeg every one of y'all and take a sip

She'd lace up them sneakers she'd run the whole field

Y'all couldn't stop her with a fence and a shield

Chorus

Y'all fucking suck and I mean that kind

Worst bunch of ball chasers I ever did find

Y'all fucking suck and the scoreboard agrees

Grandma can play better than you guys please

Grandma can play better than you guys

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh get off the pitch

Oh-oh y'all make me twitch

We can't win a fucking game

Shit players every single name