Lyrics
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor, now I'm feeling low
Post-Chorus
Whoa-oh, cheese gone astray
Whoa-oh, cheddar slipped away
Verse 2
Backyard barbecue, you were sittin real fine
Next to me on the plate, thought you were all mine
But then you slid to the left, sausage gave you a look
Now I'm swiss with the holes, everything you took
Pre-Chorus
You were sharp, I was plain
Now I'm stuck out in the rain
You found your spice, left me bland
That's not what we planned
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor, now I'm feeling low
Post-Chorus
Whoa-oh, cheese gone astray
Whoa-oh, cheddar slipped away
Verse 3
Found the sausage out back, actin smug and sly
Had a glint in his eye, thought he'd never die
Took him out behind the shed, buried him in sand
Now it's just me and cheese, lonely in this land
Pre-Chorus
Still I'm missin that taste
Of a love I can't replace
Guess the past is gone, can't rewind
Just a rind left behind
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor, now I'm feeling low
Post-Chorus
Whoa-oh, cheese gone astray
Whoa-oh, cheddar slipped away
Verse 4
Now sausage shows up late at night, chillin by my door
Can’t escape his spicy stare, footprints on my floor
Everywhere I turn, he’s peepin from the shade
Cursed by sausage spirit, can’t throw that mess away
Pre-Chorus
Paranoid in the dark
Tryna run from the spark
Old flavors never fade
Still got a price to be paid
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor, now I'm feeling low
Post-Chorus
Whoa-oh, cheese gone astray
Whoa-oh, sausage here to stay
Verse 5
Pulled back the curtain, sausage wearing orange tan
Hairpiece waving wild, tiny hands in the pan
“Cheese and meats unite!” he cries, swaggering through my hall
Didn’t know I’d summon Donald, never should’ve made that call
Pre-Chorus
Now my fridge is a stage
For a political rage
Wish I’d stuck to toast
Haunted by my host
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor, now I'm feeling low
Post-Chorus
Whoa-oh, cheese gone astray
Whoa-oh, what a weird parade
Verse 6
Woke up to sausage breaking down my door
golden tie flapping, shouting "this is war"
He swung a bratwurst bat, knocked me off my feet
Now I'm swiss and cheddar stains, laid out in the heat
Pre-Chorus
Guess regret comes quick
When the grillman's this slick
On the tile where I bled
Should’ve gone for bread
Chorus
Oh cheddar, you left me on the shelf
Caught you rollin with a sausage, thought I was by myself
Cheddar, my dairy queen, how could you do me so
I melted for your flavor,
Guitar Solo
(rapid surf riffs ringing, waves crash)
(saxophone wails in the background)
Strings are screaming, brass is bleeding
Shredding heat in the midnight air
Palm trees flicker in the fridge-glow lighting
Sausage ghost still dancing there
Instrumental
(guitar bends
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