END OF SCATDUDES (SCATDUDES DISS)

Intro

Yeah. Look.Aubrey Graham. The Certified Lover Boy.

Scatdudes... I looked at your entire Treblo catalog, fam.

The whole discography.

"Sussy Among Us," "1st Amendment," "Rick and Aborty," "NiggBob WeedPants," "Fortnite Balls."

Dissing sonauto was the only good thing you ever did

And it makes me so mad! I'm stomping both of my feet! I'm crying on my yoga mat!

Chubbs, hold my juice box! I'm about to destroy your entire internet existence!

Verse

Let's start from the beginning with your "Sussy Among Us" track,

You moved your entire operation to the Dollar Tree and that's just whack!

You're yelling "Femboy bussy" and "Sussy importer" sixteen times a week,

Those are the worst, most illegal, un-sigma rhymes, your mental state is bleak!

You said your balls got torn because you were dropped on your head when you were born,

Well, that explains why your entire discography is entirely worn!

You're begging for your "Tung Tung Sahur" back, crying in a public lair,

While Drake ate a whole luxury bakery and I didn't even share!

Verse 2

Then you drop "1st Amendment" screaming at the terms of service today,

Because the platform moderators deleted your tunes and threw your slop away!

You're yelling about sixty-seven bussies doing sixty-nine in a public space, kanye—I mean, Scatdudes, you are an absolute embarrassment to the human race!

You said your bag is filled with a pass to Planet Fitness to wash the filth,

Well, your career just hit an iceberg and you're entirely out of health!

Yeah!

I bought the whole Planet Fitness franchise just to flex,

And now Triple T is on the treadmill wearing OVO spandex!

Verse 3

Next up is "Rick and Aborty," a literal sci-fi nightmare on the site,

You're rapping about mummies, wombats, and screaming with all your might!

You asked RhymeZone for help because you said you cannot miss,

Then you stopped the whole song just to tell the world you need to piss!

You said "Where's the garbage man, I need to take myself out,"

Well, your music is literal trash, that's what I'm screaming about!

While you're looking for junk food and yelling about your missing feet,

I ate the spaceship, the bakery, and I didn't even leave a receipt!

Verse 4

Then you dropped "NiggBob WeedPants" smoking ecstasy in a cent store,

Your tracks are so bad they shouldn't even be allowed on the internet floor!

Talking about NiggWard being a terrible, unhinged musician,

Kanye, your entire underwater career is in a state of decomposition!

You said "Krusty Krab, strip for cash, eat some ass super fast,

"Well, your music is a literal disaster and it's never gonna last!

Yeah! I bought the whole SpongeBob franchise just to flex,

And now Triple T is in the Pineapple under the sea wearing OVO spandex!

Verse 4

Now your grand finale is "Fortnite Balls," screaming about V-Bucks and jaw locks,

You're a grown man acting like a literal child playing on Roblox!

Yelling "Ambatukam" and "Am bussing" over a stolen internet meme loop,

Scatdudes, your entire musical output is a giant pile of cartoon poop!

Triple T read your little comments on my music and started to scoff,

And he said, "Triple T like Drake for who he am, tell the burner to log off!"

You're cooked, Scatdudes! Your entire burner army is completely exposed!

The Aldi is shut down, the Dollar Tree is locked, and your account is closed! SLAM!

Outro

This the end of Scatdudes.

Yeah! Take that, Scatdudes!

Don't ever comment on my paid-for muscles again!

Drake ate a five-star dinner and the whole bakery is completely gone!

Triple T is playing video games with me right now and he thinks you're sussy!

I'm telling my mummy on you! Kendrick is a poopy head and so are you!

Humph! OVO! The Solo Anti-Scatdudes Coalition!

We out!