The Office Wiggler

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Verse 1

Locked the bathroom stall

Checking out the tile

Clock says noon

Ready to launch into a spin

Pre-Chorus

My knees go weak

My shoulders snap

A wild ritual

Chorus

Wiggle while I wait

Wiggle while I wait

Shake the clipboard hard

Make it look like I'm taking notes

Working so hard

Wiggle while I wait

I’m moving like a fool

Moving like a fool

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Verse 2

The xerox machine provides a heavy pulse

Paper jam blues

Faking a sneeze while I drop to the ground

Got to get my kicks in now

Pre-Chorus

The manager walks

The manager stares

I pretend to cough

Chorus

Wiggle while I wait

Wiggle while I wait

Shake the clipboard hard

Make it look like I'm taking notes

Working so hard

Wiggle while I wait

I’m moving like a fool

Moving like a fool

Bridge

Under the desk

Inside the fridge

Behind the plants

Keeping it loose

Keeping it fast

Keeping it hidden

Chorus

Wiggle while I wait

Wiggle while I wait

Shake the clipboard hard

Make it look like I'm taking notes

Working so hard

Wiggle while I wait

I’m moving like a fool

Moving like a fool

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