The Chili Incident

Verse 1

Fine

Silk suit

Clean white press

Buying her a dinner

Ordered up the spicy chili bowl

Gurgle

Down deep

Bubble and pop

Gritting my teeth hard

Face turning a heavy shade of red

Chorus

I shit my pants

I shit my pants

Yes I did

I shit my pants

Post-Chorus

Oh no

Oh no

The shame

Oh no

Verse 2

Sweat

Cold drip

Staining the tie

Waddling across the floor

Checking for a back door exit sign

Hot

Heavy

Soaking the wool

Walking like a rusty tin man now

Ruined the night

Ruined the seat

Ruined it all

Chorus

I shit my pants

I shit my pants

Yes I did

I shit my pants

Post-Chorus

Oh no

Oh no

The shame

Oh no

Bridge

Maybe she won't smell it

Maybe she won't see it

Maybe she won't leave me

But the puddle is growing

And the waiter is staring

And my dignity is going

Going

Gone

Chorus

I shit my pants

I shit my pants

Yes I did

I shit my pants

Outro

Walking home slow

Squish

Squish

Squish

I really did it this time

I shit my pants

Oh Lord

I shit my pants

Yes I did