Booty Crumbs

Intro

Ugh

Mm

Garlic breath

Chorus

Stupid Wario face with the booty crumbs

Sittin' on a throne of ancient baked beans

Who let you in here with those crusty thumbs

Your whole kingdom smells like limousine dreams

Post-Chorus

Fart face

Fart face

Wah

Verse 1

Found a mushroom in my pocket from last week

You been hoarding all the gold like a dragon freak

I hear you stompin' through the castle walls

With a squeak and a grumble and a stinky drawl

Pre-Chorus

You can't fool me with that sneaky grin

I smell you comin' from a mile within

Chorus

Stupid Wario face with the booty crumbs

Sittin' on a throne of ancient baked beans

Who let you in here with those crusty thumbs

Your whole kingdom smells like limousine dreams

Post-Chorus

Fart face

Fart face

Wah

Verse 2

You burped so loud the chandelier swung

Garlic waftin' off your tongue

Said you found some magic beans out back

Now you're rubbin' quarters on a dusty sack

Pre-Chorus

Stompin' through my town with muddy feet

Laughin' like a goblin on a garbage heap

Drop

(Wah)

Booty crumbs

Booty crumbs

(Wah)

Bridge

I been savin' up my anger for a rainy day

But you're here and you're weird in a nasty way

In a funny way

Yeah you're funny in a nasty way

Chorus

Stupid Wario face with the booty crumbs

Sittin' on a throne of ancient baked beans

Who let you in here with those crusty thumbs

Your whole kingdom smells like limousine dreams

Post-Chorus

Fart face

Fart face

Wah