Mm-Hmm All White People

Intro

(clears throat)

Mm

Alright alright alright

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Chunk 1

So here's the thing I noticed

You ever watch a white person open a jar

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They do this thing with their face

Like they're solving a crime

(grunt)

Mm

Ngh

Hm

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They lean back like they're lifting a car

But it's just pickles

Mm

Ngh

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Chunk 2

And don't get me started on the walk

You know the walk

Where they're trying to be casual at a party

With a drink in each hand

Mm-hmm

(heh)

Heh heh

Ngh

Mm

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They nod at every single person

Like they're the mayor

Mmm

Hm

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Chunk 3

Here's my favorite one

The morning coffee sip

When it's too hot

And they do the little...

(Ooh)

Ooh ooh

Mm

Hiss

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And then they do it again

Like it's gonna be cold this time

Mm

Ngh

Ooh

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Chunk 4

And that thing where they have to sound excited

About a parking spot

When you're walking with them

Ooh

Mm

Oh!

Oh!

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And the nod at the neighbor

While holding the trash bag

Hm

Mm-hmm

Ngh

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That's it

That's the whole set

Mm

Hm