Where's My Worshipper

Verse 1

My mama said be patient

Said good things come to those who wait

But I've been waitin' through three counties

And every dead-end date

Pre-Chorus

I got biscuits in the oven

Got a fire in the grate

Got a heart that's full of honey

But it seems to be too late

Chorus

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Somebody close enough

To really understand

I'm not askin' for a castle

Just a kitchen and a plan

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Verse 2

I drove through New Brunswick

Every dirt road twice

Stopped at every gas station

Checkin' out the guys

They talk about their tractors

And their trucks with shiny rims

But nobody's lookin' at me

Like I'm Sunday supper hymns

Pre-Chorus

I got pie on the windowsill

Got my hair all curled

Got a love that's big and ready

For a man to change my world

Chorus

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Somebody close enough

To really understand

I'm not askin' for a castle

Just a kitchen and a plan

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Bridge

Maybe I should put an ad in

The county weekly post

"Wanted: one devoted fella

Who'll love me head to toast"

He don't gotta be a poet

He don't gotta have much dough

Just gotta look at me

Like I'm the only thing he'll ever know

Chorus

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Somebody close enough

To really understand

I'm not askin' for a castle

Just a kitchen and a plan

Where's my worshipper

My last-meal man

Outro

I'm still waitin' honey

Got my apron on

Somebody better hurry up

Before my heart is gone