Carbs & Confidence

Intro

Shoutout Floofycat for the idea

You a real one for that

Yeah

It’s Hubs

Uh

Breakfast bars but like… emotionally

We eatin’ though

Verse 1

Woke up late, hair lookin’ like a science fair

Toaster got anxiety, it be poppin’ outta nowhere

Milk expired? I’m sniffin’ like a sommelier

“Notes of regret… yeah we still gon’ pour it there”

I’m a grown man, still eatin’ like a kid though

Frosted flakes hittin’, got me feelin’ like I did blow

Crunch so loud, neighbors think I got a pistol

Nah, just a bowl with ambition and some willpower issues

Toast in the slot, that bread get promoted

Went from soft-spoken wheat to a CEO toasted

Butter melt slow like it got a lil’ motive

Jam spread thick, now the whole thing quoted

Pre-Chorus

I’m conflicted, man, I don’t know what I’m choosin’

Got the spoon in my hand but the knife steady movin’

Two carb kings and they both kinda groovin’

If breakfast was a sport, then your boy really hoopin’

Chorus

Cereal or toast, I be livin’ in a crisis

One got the crunch, other one the right spices

Milk in the bowl, butter drippin’ like it’s priceless

Breakfast got me feelin’ like I’m makin’ big life shifts

Cereal or toast, yeah I’m stuck in the middle

Spoon or a knife? Man, it’s more than a riddle

Tryna pick a lane but they both so official

I’m just out here tryna carb-load my potential

Verse 2

Cereal got flavors like a rapper got aliases

Chocolate, cinnamon, I’m basically a specialist

Box look athletic, mascots be the craziest

A tiger told me “win,” now I’m takin’ it as sacredness

But toast real classy, minimalist aesthetic

Two slices lined up like a symmetrical setting

Avocado on it, now I’m feelin’ kinda Reddit

Add an egg on top, that’s a brunch-time credit

I be mixin’ cereals like a DJ blend

Got marshmallows swimmin’ with a raisin-bran friend

People say “that’s weird,” I say “don’t pretend”

You ain’t ever made a bowl you regretted in the end

Bridge

Hold up…

Why we act like breakfast gotta be exclusive?

I’m progressive with my grains, I’m inclusive

Got the toast on the side while the cereal intrusive

Double-fistin’ carbs, yeah my doctor ain’t amused, yeah

*(Chorus)*

Cereal or toast, I be livin’ in a crisis

One got the crunch, other one the right spices

Milk in the bowl, butter drippin’ like it’s priceless

Breakfast got me feelin’ like I’m makin’ big life shifts

Cereal or toast, yeah I’m stuck in the middle

Spoon or a knife? Man, it’s more than a riddle

Tryna pick a lane but they both so official

I’m just out here tryna carb-load my potential

Outro

Yeah

Balance, baby

Dual-wield breakfast like a legend

If you see me in the morning, mind your business

I’m evolving