The Only D You Need is Aldi

Intro

Oh

Yeah

Chorus

The only D you need is Aldi

Better than any Sheila in the valley

The only D you need is Aldi

Forget the blokes let us head to the galley

The only D you need is Aldi

Filling up my basket and my soul

The only D you need is Aldi

Verse 1

Skip the lecture to hit the queue

Searching for that special buy dream

Pantry loading up with snacks so new

Licking off the melted Moser Roth cream

Chorus

The only D you need is Aldi

Better than any Sheila in the valley

The only D you need is Aldi

Forget the blokes let us head to the galley

The only D you need is Aldi

Verse 2

Staring at a shiny air fryer

Middle aisle magic makes me moan

Getting every gadget I desire

Sitting on a plastic garden throne

Bridge

Cheaper than the Coles

Harder than the rocks

Grabbing all the rolls

Matching all my socks

Verse 3

Quarter in the trolley click it in

Body starts to shake and then I sigh

Dropping all the tuna in the tin

Watch the cashier scanner flitting by

Chorus

The only D you need is Aldi

Better than any Sheila in the valley

The only D you need is Aldi

Forget the blokes let us head to the galley

The only D you need is Aldi

Filling up my basket and my soul

The only D you need is Aldi