White Nerdy Gangster

Intro

Mm

Yeah

Uh huh

Verse 1

Cargo shorts and a tucked in tee

Pocket protector full of brand new pens

Drove my mom's sedan to the corner store

Middle finger up but I used both hands

Stayed up late grinding on my battle pass

Got a stun gun and a graphing calculator

Talk that talk behind a screen

But my chain is plastic and my tats are faker

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I'm bout it bout it

Until the wifi drops

Yeah I'm bout it bout it

Then I'm back to Minecraft blocks

Chorus

I'm a white nerdy gangster

Scary on the spreadsheet

Coldest in the chat room

Firmest handshake at the meet and greet

White nerdy gangster

Keyboard kingpin with a lisp

Watch me pull up slow in my Prius

Sippin on a Capri Sun crisp

Post-Chorus

Gang gang

(Math right)

Gang gang

(Not tonight)

Verse 2

Got a burner phone and a Dungeons Dragons rulebook

Lean on the fence but I stand up straight for the hall pass

Told my homies meet me at the library

We bout to run that essay real fast

Cuffed my flannel sleeves and walked with a limp

Until my ankle gave out on the curb

Now I'm limping for real

And it kinda hurts but I still got the words

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I'm bout it bout it

Until the router dies

Yeah I'm bout it bout it

Then I'm terrified of the guy outside

Chorus

I'm a white nerdy gangster

Scary on the spreadsheet

Coldest in the chat room

Firmest handshake at the meet and greet

White nerdy gangster

Keyboard kingpin with a lisp

Watch me pull up slow in my Prius

Sippin on a Capri Sun crisp

Post-Chorus

Gang gang

(Fr fr)

Gang gang

(Be nice)

Bridge

They see the glasses and they write me off

Then I quote the whole franchise word for word

I'm a menace in the group chat

A legend never heard

Yeah I'm a paradox

Soft hands heavy lore

Scared of a spider

But I'm hard to the core

Chorus

I'm a white nerdy gangster

Scary on the spreadsheet

Coldest in the chat room

Firmest handshake at the meet and greet

White nerdy gangster

Keyboard kingpin with a lisp

Watch me pull up slow in my Prius

Sippin on a Capri Sun crisp

Post-Chorus

Gang gang

(Math right)

Gang gang

(Forever)