The Last Project Due

Verse 1

I come to work, I clock in late

You scream at me, "This is gonna be your fate"

This job just ain't workin' out

You never know what I'm talkin' 'bout

You never even listen when I speak

You think I'm dumb, you think I'm naive

And while you laugh, oh, you'd better believe

I'm plottin' revenge, my revenge

Chorus

You see me smilin', but that's just a mask

I'm waitin' 'til the last minute for you to ask

About this project that's due

But little do you know, I've been plottin' revenge

Oh, revenge, my revenge

Verse 2

You're always braggin' 'bout your wife

You just got married, so you got her for life

But lately, I've noticed somethin' strange

You're never home, and she's actin' real strange

Well, I got a secret I've been keepin'

I saw her with the delivery guy last week, babe

Well, you might think that I'm crazy, but believe

I'm plottin' revenge, my revenge

Chorus

I'll tell you when the time is right

Then you can spend your weekends fightin'

But until then, I'll hold my tongue

'Cause I'm plottin' revenge, my revenge

Bridge

Don't think for one second that it's gonna be easy

I'm gonna make it hurt, and I'm gonna make it messy

It's gonna take some time and a whole lot of patience

But when the moment comes, I'll take great satisfaction

Verse 3

When it's time to go, I'm gonna quit with style

'Cause I know that it'll keep you cryin' for a while

Well, before I leave, I've got a little surprise

I'm gonna put some poison in your coffee and your fries

No, that's too cliché and it's illegal, anyway

I think I'll just call you up and tell you everything today

Oh, you know that I've been waitin', and believe

I'm plottin' revenge, my revenge

Chorus

You better watch what you say to me

'Cause there ain't nothin' that I wouldn't do to see

This whole place goin' up in flames

'Cause I'm plottin' revenge, revenge, revenge

Outro

Oh, revenge (revenge), my revenge (revenge, revenge)

(Revenge) revenge, revenge (revenge), oh, revenge

Revenge, revenge, revenge (revenge), revenge

Yeah, I've been waitin' (revenge), yeah, I've been plottin' (revenge)

I've been schemin', waitin' (revenge), I've been plottin', my revenge