Lyrics
okay listen here my friend
I see your computer got the virus problem
[Verse 1]
Hello sir this is Microsoft security department
I see you got eleven hundred viruses right now
Do not be afraid sir I am here to help you
We just need to download good software called AnyDesk
[Chorus]
Sir please just download AnyDesk right now
I am trying to help you
Click the button on my screen
Do not question my methods please
[Verse 2]
Now I need you to go to the store
And buy me Google Play cards please
Yes the ones with the little gift card picture
Scratch the back and read me the numbers
(Yes yes read me numbers)
I am waiting very patiently sir
[Chorus]
Sir please just read me the numbers now
I am trying to fix your computer
Where did you say the card is going
What do you mean you used them already
[Bridge]
Sir what do you mean Angry Birds Star Wars
You spent my gift card money on birds
Angry Birds is not a security program
That is not how we fix the malware
(Fix the malware sir)
You spent my payment on a pig game
[Chorus]
Sir I am very angry right now
You ruined my whole business today
Angry Birds is not antivirus
Now I have nothing for my troubles
[Outro]
Okay okay I am hanging up now
Do not call me again tomorrow
No more free tech support for you
Goodbye sir goodbye