Dial Up Connection

The dial-up modem song

Verse 1

I can't take it

Don't wanna wait anymore

I've got to make it

To get to his front door

But first I'll make the connection

And then I'll give him a call

Verse 2

It's gonna be great

'Cause I've got him on my screen

I'll never forget

The first time that I seen

The sound that starts the connection

A sound that's known by us all

Chorus

Bee-doop, bee-doop, kshhh

Bee-doop, bee-doop-doop, kshhh, ee-aww-ee

Bee-doop, bee-doop, kshhh

Bee-doop, bee-doop-doop, kshhh, ee-aww-ee

Verse 3

It's just one click

And then I am on the net

My heart beats quick

With feelings I soon forget

And then I see my buddy list

I see him there, Sk8erBoi99

Verse 4

I start to type

I type, but I can't think straight

It's just my type

He's cute and he's super great

I type, "I'm glad you're online

We can talk all night long"

Chorus

Bee-doop, bee-doop, kshhh

Bee-doop, bee-doop-doop, kshhh, ee-aww-ee

Bee-doop, bee-doop, kshhh

Bee-doop, bee-doop-doop, kshhh, ee-aww-ee

Verse 5

I'm in his room

But he doesn't know I'm there

In my bedroom

I'm sitting in my chair

I type, "Hey! ASL?" and then

A voice comes through the phone line

Outro

"Honey, get off the computer, I need to call your Aunt Linda"