Thmooth ath a Baby'th Bottom

Verse 1

Woke up th-thith mornin'

Reached

Down

For

A

F-feel

My j-jungle wath gone

Lord what a raw d-deal

Th-thaved clean away like a n-newborn child

Chorus

Thank you big hair

You kept me warm at night

Now it'th bare down there

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Post-Chorus

La la la

(Thhiny bright)

La la la

Verse 2

F-firtht I wath thocked

Then

My

Hand

T-to

Th-throke

Fingerth thlidin' eathy

No f-friction no choke

Accidentally thenthed it

Oh lord what a th-thrill

Rubbin' my palm thlow

Feelin' every vein

No more hair to pull

Jutht pure plea-thure pain

Accidentally thenthed mythelf

Hand movin' f-fathht

Moanin' low

Hopin' thith moment l-lathhtt

Chorus

Thank you big hair

You kept me warm at night

Now it'th bare down there

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Post-Chorus

La la la

(Thhiny bright)

La la la

Verse 3

Lather it up

With

Thoap

And

Hot

Cream

Polish that bald package

Till it thhines and gleamth

Girlth whithper Eric

Your c-c-wee-wee lookth tho fine

Honey come thlide

On thith hairleth thhine

It'th one for the money

Two for the thhow

Three to get ready

Watch my b-ballth glow

Bridge

Layin' in the dark

Hand accidentally thenthed mythelf again

Thmooth ath thilk

Thlippin' in and out

Drivin' me inthane

No hair gettin' caught

Jutht pure glide

Chorus

Thank you big hair

You kept me warm at night

Now it'th bare down there

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Thhiny bright

Outro

Thank you

Th-thank you very much

My big hair'th gone

King baby

Thmooth ath a baby'th bottom

What the thit

Uh-huh

Th-th-th-thit