I Really Gotta Take a Shit (It's Gettin' Desperate)

Verse 1

Midnight mirror, mustard stain

Stomach rumblin', thunder and pain

Pacing the hallway, can't resist the itch

Man, I really gotta take a shit

I'm sweatin'

Buttoned my jeans, but they're stretched to the seam

There's a war goin' on underneath my blue jeans

Knock knock, no one's in, I'm about to lose it

I really gotta — can't amuse it

Chorus

I really gotta take a shit

It's gettin' desperate, this is it

Sit me down, don't care where I sit

I really gotta take a shit

I really gotta take a shit

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh, oh-oh, gettin' desperate

Yeah yeah — gettin' desperate

Verse 2

Bathroom's locked, brother won't quit

Bangin' on the door, "You better split!"

Knees knock, alliteration, man I'm about done

If you don't let me in, I'm gonna run

Sweaty palms, my vision flickers

Boots stuck, clenched up, I'm sicker than sicker

Maybe I shouldn't have trusted that gas station burrito

Maybe I'm doomed, time's up amigo

Chorus

I really gotta take a shit

It's gettin' desperate, this is it

Sit me down, don't care where I sit

I really gotta take a shit

I really gotta take a shit

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh, oh-oh, gettin' desperate

Yeah yeah — gettin' desperate

Bridge

One ply, too dry, never enough

Sweat drips, fingers crossed, praying for luck

Damn this awful, damn this fate

Fidget fast, I can't wait — can't wait

Verse 3

Crash through the door, dignity gone

Buckle breaks, moon's out before dawn

Sorry mamma, sorry sis

But I swear, I can't handle this shit

Chorus

I really gotta take a shit

It's gettin' desperate, this is it

Sit me down, don't care where I sit

I really gotta take a shit

I really gotta take a shit

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh, oh-oh, gettin' desperate

Yeah yeah — gettin' desperate

Outro

I really gotta — really gotta

Take a shit, oh yeah

It's gettin' desperate

It's gettin' desperate

Desperate

Desperate