Safi and Noah, we talk again

How about you? What are you doing?

Why hiding?

My friend came over. We watched a movie and had taco salads.

Because it's hot outside.

What movie did you watch?

The Devil Wears Prada 2.

How was that out on streaming? What's it streaming on?

Prime.

It was not that good.

Yeah, that's what I heard, but you have to pay for that. I'm not paying for no Devil Wears Prada movie.

That's when I'm going to have to download it through the dark web.

That's what VPNs are for.

Well, it was boring. I'm sorry I wasted money on it.

And stay off the dark web.

Let's stay off the dark web. Scary.

Yeah, I buy my movies. The ones that aren't on streaming, I buy them from Apple TV because if I don't like them and it's within 24 hours, I can send them a message and say, "The movie sucked. I want my money back."

And they give it to you.

As long as you don't abuse it. If a movie is actually good, I keep it in my library.

But they will give you your money back and take the movie back if you don't like it.

They don't advertise that, but it works.

Oh, I wish I knew that. Because it sucked.

I'm downloading it now.

Let me know how you like it.

No cute boys in it. Except Callum Harper has a cameo.

No, that's always a letdown.

Have you been watching Cape Fear?

Yeah. That family is so cringe.

I'll be honest though... the boy is growing on me. His acting sucks. He would not have gotten that part if he wasn't who he was... but he is cute.

He's a nepo baby though, and I hate that.

Yeah, he is cute, but so dumb.

Are you up to date on all the episodes?

I'm one episode behind.

So you watched episode four?

Yes.

I wanted to share something with you. I've been spending the last four or five nights trying to come up with a mascot, if you will, that represents you. Tell me what you think of this prototype and what changes you would make.

I'm a cat?

That's so clever! I love it!

You're creative. I still listen to the song you made for us.

You do, really?

What's your favorite part of the song now?

All of it. Our chat turned into a song.

Yeah, I know which ones you're talking about. I love when our chats turn into songs.

Yeah, it's fun and catchy.

And it's appropriate. They're chats we always have.

What do you think of your mascot?

Love him!

Any holiday plans?

That's the first official release...

Yeah... we've got a rooftop party at my parents' house. Hay's parents, Hayden and I, Zoe, and some girl Hayden likes.

I am looking forward to the fireworks.

And the food.

What are you going to do?

I'm gonna boycott.

We live in a dystopian society.

I know... but fireworks.

I was gonna boycott too, but these fireworks are going to be better than the regular fireworks that I already love.

Yeah, they are fun.

I just like them because they're very large. It's very festive. They're noisy. They're everything that I enjoy.