Farting On My Own

Verse 1

Somebody said the girls are heading out

Did they forget about me?

I told them I was tired, stayed behind

Oh-oh-oh

My stomach’s rumbling, it won’t let me breathe

Oh-oh-oh

Pre-Chorus

And I’m giving it my all

But I’m not the friend they’re waiting for

Ooh-ooh-ooh

I keep farting on my own

Chorus

I’m farting on my own

I lay down on my pillow, let it go

And that’s what they don’t know

Mmm-mmm

I’m in my bedroom all alone

I’m farting on my own

Verse 2

I don’t know if it’s the tacos or my period’s call

That spicy takeout or the monthly war

Hugging my pillow, face down on the floor

Hoping this pressure finally gives some more

Nobody sees me, nobody knows

The lonely little pity party that I throw

Pre-Chorus

Yeah I know it’s silly

But I just gotta deal with it myself

Ooh-ooh-ooh

I keep farting on my own

Chorus

I’m farting on my own

I squeeze the pillow tighter, let it flow

And that’s what they don’t know

Mmm-mmm

I’m in my bedroom all alone

I’m farting on my own

Bridge

Ooh… tears are rolling while my butt is trumpet-blowing

I’m a one-woman brass band, no one’s even knowing

Face-down in the pillow like I’m praying for relief

But it just keeps on squeaking like a broken kazoo underneath

I’m the queen of silent but violent, crown made out of shame

Got a whole symphony brewing and I’m the only one to blame

Nobody gets it, nobody dares

Just me and this gastric orchestra playing lonely airs

Final Chorus

I’m farting on my own

I lay down on my pillow, let it go

And that’s what they don’t know

Mmm-mmm

I keep farting on my own

I keep farting on my own

I keep farting… on my own