Ban Hammer Etiquette

Yo—

live again, yeah the chaos intact,

Floofycat on air with the whole chat packed 📻

“Hey chat,” she purr, “behave today—”

message pops up “nah”—she like “okay…” 😭

Mod panel open, cursor on attack,

First dummy typed once—never typing back 💀

“Speedrun any%,” she mutter real calm,

Ban hammer swing with a digital palm,

DJ in the back like “you sure that’s fair?”

She don’t even look like “I do not care” 😏

Hook:

Floofy on the stream, yeah the filter go brr,

Talk slick one time, now your name a blur,

Act up once? yeah that’s a wrap—

Instant vanish by FLOOFYCAT 🐾🔥

Verse 2:

Chat go wild, they think it’s a game,

“mid,” “L,” “cringe”—all the same,

She read one line, eyebrow raise slow—

“oh… you brave? cool. watch this though.” 😈

click—gone.

Next one typed “you ain’t that great”—

She tilt her head like “you chose that fate,”

“Anyway moving on,” she sip her drink,

“Y’all disappear faster than you can think” 😭

Talkin bout her art, keepin it spicy and strange,

“Don’t like it? wild. nothing’s gonna change,”

“Scroll on, move on, go touch grass maybe—

Or stay here quiet, don’t test me, baby.” 💀

Hook:

Floofy on the stream, patience real thin,

Type one dumb thing—yeah you not gettin in,

Try to argue? nah she not about that—

Whole chat cleaned by FLOOFYCAT 😼🎶

Verse 3:

One dude come in like “you fell off hard,”

She laugh out loud like “that’s your card?”

“Original thoughts? nah copy-paste,”

click—sent him straight to the void of space 🚀

Another one spammin, caps lock stuck,

“HELLO??? HELLO???” she like “good luck,”

Shadowban silent, he still typing away,

Whole chat watchin like “bro… no way” 😭

Mods try help but she movin too fast,

Ban count rising like a leaderboard blast,

“Combo streak 20,” she say with pride,

DJ in the back like “this ain’t right—”

She cut him off like “I decide.” 😈

Bridge:

“Constructive critique?” one brave soul try,

She pause real long like “okay… I’ll try,”

Reads it through… nods her head—

“…actually valid. you live. congrats.” 💀

Whole chat stunned like “WAIT THERE’S HOPE??”

Next dude ruin it with a terrible joke 😭

She don’t even blink—just click—erase,

“and that’s why we can’t have nice things in this place.”

Hook:

Floofy on the stream, justice immediate,

No long speeches, no need to debate it,

You act right? cool, you stay in the pack—

Act dumb once? meet FLOOFYCAT 🐾🔥

Final Verse:

Last guy roll in like “you can’t ban me,”

She lean to the mic like “wanna see?” 😏

Whole chat hold breath, tension snap—

click—gone. didn’t even lag 💥

She dust her hands like “anyway chat,”

“Back to the vibe, we done with that,”

Spins in the chair, bumps the desk AGAIN,

“oops—another victim. oh well. next then.” 😭

Outro:

So if you type wild and your message go black—

Don’t refresh…

…that’s just FLOOFYCAT 😼📻🔥