Christmas Family Road Trip

Intro

Yo, snow’s flyin’ sideways, minivan’s swerving lanes

Suitcases busting open, Mom forgot the candy canes

GPS rerouting, Grandpa yelling from the back

Kids in matching sweaters, plotting another snack attack

Verse 1

Pulled up with reindeer antlers duct-taped to the hood

Auntie’s flask is jingling like only her purse could

Frosty’s arm detaches, flying through the yard

Sisters spiking cocoa, this holiday hits hard

Pre-Chorus

Everybody buckle up, it’s a wild ride tonight

Presents wrapped in chaos, hang on for delight

Chorus

Jingle bells and rebel yells, snow’s been trampled down

Santa caught us misbehavin’ all across this town

Unwrap the mischief, cookies gone, what did we do?

Vacation chaos, grandma’s twerking, family’s lost a screw

Post-Chorus

Oh oh naughty list, oh oh busted gifts

Oh oh tangled lights, oh oh crazy nights

Verse 2

Sleigh ride breakdown, cousin’s wild on a sugar high

Snowman lost his carrot, wonderin’ where oh where and why

Dad’s got the grill, singin’ carols out of key

Uncle slipped in eggnog, no one’s as lit as he

Pre-Chorus

All the way to Grandma’s house, weird stories will be told

Hot cocoa’s laced with trouble, winter’s never been so bold

Chorus

Jingle bells and rebel yells, snow’s been trampled down

Santa caught us misbehavin’ all across this town

Unwrap the mischief, cookies gone, what did we do?

Vacation chaos, grandma’s twerking, family’s lost a screw

Post-Chorus

Oh oh naughty list, oh oh busted gifts

Oh oh tangled lights, oh oh crazy nights

Post-Chorus

Oh oh naughty list, oh oh busted gifts

Oh oh tangled lights, oh oh crazy nights