Intro
Raise the horn!
Roll the cask!
Tonight we drink
And no one asks!
Verse 1
One knight wears his armor wrong,
Another sings the same old song.
Someone lost his sword again,
Someone's drinking from his helm.
The table shakes, the benches bend,
Another round will never end.
We swear we'll stop before sunrise—
Then someone brings another prize.
Pre-Chorus
Laugh it loud,
Drink it deep.
Tonight the devil
Gets no sleep.
Chorus
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Raise your steel and raise your glass!
Drink the mead and shout it loud,
We're the worst behaved in town!
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Laughing while the torches flash!
But if trouble storms our hall—
We'll draw our swords and end it all!
Verse 2
One man dances on a chair,
Another's beard is full of ale.
A drinking horn flies through the room,
Then hits a helmet with a boom.
The cook demands we pay our debt,
We promise him — but not quite yet.
Someone shouts, "The cask is dry!"
The whole hall screams, "THEN BRING US FIVE!"
Chorus
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Raise your steel and raise your glass!
Drink the mead and shout it loud,
We're the worst behaved in town!
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Laughing while the torches flash!
But if trouble storms our hall—
We'll draw our swords and end it all!
Instrumental – extended medieval metal break, melodic lead guitar, strong folk melody, driving drums, build to the next verse
Verse 3
Then suddenly the gate explodes,
Armed men flood the castle road.
The laughter stops, the cups go down,
No drunken fool is joking now.
Steel meets steel beneath the flame,
Blood runs red across the stone.
The same mad knights who fell from chairs
Now send their enemies down the stairs.
Bridge
No jokes.
No songs.
No drinking game.
When steel is drawn,
We earn our name.
Verse 4
The final foe runs through the gate,
Perhaps he learned a little late:
A drunken knight may look absurd,
But never doubt his sharpened sword.
We wipe the blades, reset the chairs,
Someone asks, "Is anybody scared?"
Then from the cellar comes the cry:
"THE MEAD SURVIVED!"
We raise it high!
Final Chorus
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Raise your steel and raise your glass!
Drink the mead and shout it loud,
We're the worst behaved in town!
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Blood and laughter, steel and brass!
Fight like demons, drink like kings—
Tomorrow we remember nothing!
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE FULL CASK!
Fill it up and make it fast!
Enemies gone, the night is young—
So raise the horns and drink as one!
Outro
Swords away.
Casks ahead.
Pour the mead.
We're not dead!
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