Lyrics
[Verse 1] He walked in slow with a mechanical sigh
Cape in the wind though the room was dry
She said “hey”… he said nothing at all
Just heavy breathing echoing off the wall
She asked his name, he paused for effect
“I am… Vader” — full vocal depth
She said “cool”… didn’t seem that impressed
He force-pulled a chair like “I’ll do my best”
[Pre-Chorus] Candlelight flickers in imperial gloom
Stormtroopers awkwardly guarding the room
He tries to smile… but it won’t translate
That mask just screams “you sealed your fate”
[Chorus] He’s got a brand new girl on the dark side
Dinner dates with a Sith Lord vibe
Breathin’ heavy but his heart’s all in
Tryna learn how normal people begin
He said “I love you”… came out like a threat
She said “uh… we just met?”
Now he’s pacing in a blacked-out dome
Tryna text her “did you make it home”
[Verse 2] Took her out in a star destroyer view
Said “this whole galaxy… I could give to you”
She said “honestly I just want fries”
He crushed the tray with his glowing eyes
Movie night on the Death Star deck
Romantic scene but he snapped her neck—
WAIT—no no, he stopped just in time
Said “sorry… reflex… happens sometimes”
[Pre-Chorus] She said “you’re intense” he said “that’s my thing”
Pulled out a kyber crystal ring
She said “whoa… slow down, breathe—”
He said “that’s… what I always do…”
[Chorus] He’s got a brand new girl on the dark side
Awkward love in a Sith disguise
Tryna hold hands but he grips too tight
Now she’s like “I need space tonight”
He said “stay”… Force locked the door
She said “that’s a red flag for sure”
Now he’s standing there all alone
Practicing love in a monotone
[Bridge – Dramatic / Funny Breakdown] “I find your lack of affection… disturbing…”
beat
“I brought you flowers…” (they’re crushed)
“I sensed you liked… chocolate…” (it melted)
“Why… does this keep happening…”
[Final Chorus] He had a brand new girl on the dark side
Didn’t last past the second ride
Turns out love ain’t ruled by fear
Even if you run the hemisphere
Now he’s back in his echoing hall
Talking to no one at all
Just breathing slow in a lonely tone
“Perhaps… I should have… used a phone…”