Alcoholic

Intro

One two three four!

Verse 1

Some like books some like polkas and dance

Some like heavy pills to get in a trance

Some like it fast some like it loud

But I love beer and I love it proud

Cheap white wine dirty cold beer

Makes you stand crooked and act real queer

Chorus

'Cause I'm an alcoholic

Yeah I'm an alcoholic

Verse 2

I drink under covers so catch if you can

To hell with the ladies bring booze to the man

My daddy's a drunkard and I am a sot

The apple don't fall very far from the plot

Chorus

'Cause I'm an alcoholic

Yeah I'm an alcoholic

Bridge

Bottle in my pocket

Bottle in my hand

Walking like a zombie

Through this no-good land

Chorus

'Cause I'm an alcoholic

Yeah I'm an alcoholic

'Cause I'm an alcoholic

Yeah I'm an alcoholic