The Haunted Commode

Intro

Mm

Yeah

Uh-huh

Somethin in the bathroom

Verse 1

I walked in at midnight had to go real bad

Porcelain grinning like it knew my name

Sat down on the throne thought I was alone

Then the water started rising and it swallowed me whole

Chorus

The haunted commode your final loo

It flushes you down it flushes you

The haunted commode don't sit too long

It flushes you down it flushes you

Post-Chorus

Flush flush flush

Down you go

Flush flush flush

Down you go

Verse 2

Uncle Ray went first now he rattles the pipes

Big Tony from the block floats around in the tank

Cousin Dee got took on a Tuesday night

She drips from the ceiling in a see-through gown

Chorus

The haunted commode your final loo

It flushes you down it flushes you

The haunted commode don't sit too long

It flushes you down it flushes you

Post-Chorus

Flush flush flush

Down you go

Flush flush flush

Down you go

Bridge

Now I'm a spooky dookie

Haunting every stall

Spooky spooky dookie

Rattling the walls

Now I'm a spooky dookie

Screaming down the hall

Spooky spooky dookie

I'm the worst of y'all

Chorus

The haunted commode your final loo

It flushes you down it flushes you

The haunted commode don't sit too long

It flushes you down it flushes you

Post-Chorus

Flush flush flush

Down you go

Flush flush flush

Down you go