Granny's Dentures in the Gravy Boat

Verse 1

Thanksgiving dinner is served

The turkey is carved

There's all of the trimmings

Mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes

Stuffing, biscuits, cranberry sauce

And pumpkin pie

Chorus

But Granny's got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Yeah, Granny's got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Verse 2

How did they get there?

Nobody knows

Maybe they fell out her mouth

As she poured gravy on her potatoes

Or maybe she was drinking the gravy

Like she drinks her coffee in the morning

Chorus

And Granny's got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Verse 3

We're all sitting there around the table

With the turkey and the cranberry sauce

And Granny, she's smiling at us

But there ain't no teeth in that mouth

And that gravy boat is looking awfully crowded

Chorus

'Cause Granny got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Yeah, Granny got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Verse 4

Well, I was reaching for the gravy

To put on my turkey breast

When I saw something floating in the gravy

It looked like a pair of teeth

Well, I tried not to scream

But I couldn't help myself

Chorus

'Cause Granny got her dentures

In the gravy boat

Yeah, Granny got her dentures

In the gravy boat