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Beetroot Burger

mysticone21

Unlisted · · 2:24 · 9 plays · v3-preview

Lyrics

Intro

Yeah, listen up, baby.

The world's moving fast, but we're holding court.

Step into my kitchen, grab a stool.

We're cooking up something real smooth.

Ring-a-ding-ding. Let's ride.

Verse 1

I'm dropping a rhyme for the big-leaguers

Forget all the jive about greasy meat-eaters

I'm swinging downtown for a vegetable prize

A barn-burner burger right before your eyes

Two slices of bun, yeah, we toast 'em up right

Golden brown, sitting pretty in the Vegas night

Hold up a glass, let's pour the cabernet

We're building a dish in a major way

Chorus

Oh, the beetroot burger, baby, sweet and deep

It's a culinary rhythm that'll make you weep

Root to the stem, man, it's out of this world

The greatest creation to ever unfurl

Yeah, it's crimson and clean, a sight to behold

A purple-red masterpiece, solid gold

Verse 2

Step into the garden, pluck the crimson delight

Shred up the beetroots, keep the colors bright

Mix in some grains and a hint of the spice

Toss in the oats, man, you gotta be nice

Form up a patty that's heavy and round

Listen to the sizzle make a beautiful sound

Flip it real quick with a twitch of the wrist

This ain't no bunter, this is top of the list

Top with the provolone, melt it on top

Keep the grease out of it, let the cherry juice drop

Chorus

Oh, the beetroot burger, baby, sweet and deep

It's a culinary rhythm that'll make you weep

Root to the stem, man, it's out of this world

The greatest creation to ever unfurl

Yeah, it's crimson and clean, a sight to behold

A purple-red masterpiece, solid gold

Intro

Light up the room, boys.

This burger's a gas.

Yeah.

Put it on a china plate.

We're cashing out this party.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

Burger Vultures out

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