Butt Shark

Chorus

Butt Shark, Butt Shark, scourge o' the brine,

Chewing cheeks both yours an' mine.

No booty safe, no stern can flee,

When Butt Shark swims, ye best not pee!

Verse 1

On briny seas where curses brew,

There´s told a tale ol' sea dogs knew.

A beast with buns like cannonballs,

The Butt Shark's name, in anger calls.

He'd slink aboard like ghostly mist,

Then chomp yer aft—(Ye won't be missed!)

He'll nip yer rump, then dive below,

Leavin' cheeks with bite marks in a row!

Chorus

Butt Shark, Butt Shark, scourge o' the brine,

Chewing cheeks both yours an' mine.

No booty safe, no stern can flee,

When Butt Shark swims, ye best not pee!

Verse

Cap'n rigged a trap with flair,

Stuffed his drawers with cushioned care.

He hollered, "Let the beast come near!"

Then clenched his beloved cheeks in fear.

But Butt Shark's craft be sly as sin,

He struck, then vanished with a grin.

Heed this shanty, keep yer guard,

Butt Shark's kiss will hit ya hard!

Chorus

Butt Shark, Butt Shark, scourge o' the brine,

Chewing cheeks both yours an' mine.

No booty safe, no stern can flee,

When Butt Shark swims, ye best not pee!

Bridge

Now tales be told in taverns loud,

Of Butt Shark's hauntin' every crowd.

So mind yer keel and lock yer drawers,

Or he'll be nibblin' near yer shorts!

Chorus

Butt Shark, Butt Shark, scourge o' the brine,

Chewing cheeks both yours an' mine.

No booty safe, no stern can flee,

When Butt Shark swims, ye best not pee!