Roller Skate Ray

Drop

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Verse 1

Roll into the party on eight little wheels

John Ray bald as a polished dome

Somebody ask him how his weekend feel

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That the whole conversation gone

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Somebody hand him a slice of cake

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Roller skates never stop for cake

Chorus

John Ray

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Shaved clean noggin gleaming like a bowling ball

John Ray

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Only word he owns and he says it proud

John Ray

Post-Chorus

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Verse 2

DJ dropped the hardest kick

John Ray slid across the room

Wheels spun circles round the whole dang clique

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Sunlight bounce off that head like a mirror

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Roller rink royalty

Everyone salute

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Pre-Chorus

Ask him for a speech

Ask him for a plan

Ask him anything at all

Chorus

John Ray

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Shaved clean noggin gleaming like a bowling ball

John Ray

Heh heh heh

Only word he owns and he says it proud

John Ray

Post-Chorus

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Bridge

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Chorus

John Ray

Heh heh heh

Shaved clean noggin gleaming like a bowling ball

John Ray

Heh heh heh

Only word he owns and he says it proud

John Ray

Post-Chorus

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