He Is The Agent Of Accidents

Chorus

He is the agent of accidents

Tripping over clues and every bit of evidence

With a glass in his hand and a slip on the floor

The worst kind of spy you could ever ask for

Verse 1

Silver shades and a rented tuxedo

Spinning like a clumsy bird in a slipstream

Check the laser watch then fall through a window

Missing the mark while chasing a wild dream

Pre-Chorus

Watch him tangle up his tie

In the corner of his eye

Losing every single fight

Running out of time tonight

Chorus

He is the agent of accidents

Tripping over clues and every bit of evidence

With a glass in his hand and a slip on the floor

The worst kind of spy you could ever ask for

Verse 2

Stumbling past the laser beams and the traps

While he makes a goofy face for no reason

Buttons fly off and his trousers just collapse

In the middle of the coldest high season

Pre-Chorus

Spilling coffee on the map

Falling right into the trap

Stepping on his partner's toes

That is just the way it goes

Bridge

Brass sections wailing for the man of the hour

Scared of his shadow and the villain in power

Screaming like a lady as the roof falls down

Biggest secret agent in this sleepy little town

Chorus

He is the agent of accidents

Tripping over clues and every bit of evidence

With a glass in his hand and a slip on the floor

The worst kind of spy you could ever ask for

Chorus

He is the agent of accidents

Tripping over clues and every bit of evidence

With a glass in his hand and a slip on the floor

The worst kind of spy you could ever ask for