
London boy
Posted on April 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Scrolling back through my dusty yellow chat
Twenty four and pretending he was eighteen
Such a lying rat
Matching hats in a screen
[Pre-Chorus] But Marcus played for the team
Quarterback with a ego and a mean streak
He touched everyone else except me
Now he is with Violette and I am free
[Chorus] I want a boy with a accent
I want a boy who is muscular and tall
Maybe he sounds like Matty
Maybe he does not answer my call
I stay up until the sun
I stay up until I am done
Yeah I am done
[Post-Chorus] London boy
Big noise
Pretty toy
London boy
[Verse 2] There is a weird kid that looks like Bibi No Money
Walking down the hallway
Is it not funny
The joke is a riot
While Dashawn is so quiet
Gold highlights in his hair
I cannot help but stare
[Pre-Chorus] But Brandon blocked me out of nowhere
Had the British charm until he disappeared
Left me with the dial tone I feared
Just a girl in her bedroom acting weird
[Chorus] I want a boy with a accent
I want a boy who is muscular and tall
Maybe he sounds like Matty
Maybe he does not answer my call
I stay up until the sun
I stay up until I am done
Yeah I am done
[Post-Chorus] London boy
Big noise
Pretty toy
London boy
[Bridge] They are all usually chopped
They are all usually ugly
Keep the tall guys above me
The muscles and the bad talk
I cannot even walk
Keep me on the hook
I like the way they look
[Chorus] I want a boy with a accent
I want a boy who is muscular and tall
Maybe he sounds like Matty
Maybe he does not answer my call
I stay up until the sun
I stay up until I am done
Yeah I am done
[Post-Chorus] London boy
Big noise
Pretty toy
London boy
[Outro] Goodnight Brandon
You prick