The Best Song Ever [2nd version]

Verse 1

Met a guy in a suit with a monocle eye

Said This track is a banger and he started to cry

He said I’ve heard Mozart I’ve heard all the rest

But this composition is clearly the best!

I said Excuse me sir are you being quite clever?

He yelled NO IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST SONG EVER!

Chorus

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (It’s the best it’s the best!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (Put it to the test!)

It’s a symphony of nonsense, a masterclass of weird

The kind of sonic wonder that the universe feared!

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (Yes it’s true!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (And I’m singing it to you!)

Verse 2

Now the neighbors are knocking, they’re banging the door

They want to hear the chorus just a hundred times more

I’m wearing a tuxedo I’m eating some cheese

I’m singing BEST SONG EVER while I’m skinning my knees

It’s sophisticated chaos, it’s high-brow endeavor

I’m telling you darling it’s THE BEST SONG EVER!

Chorus

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (Oh how refined!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (The best of its kind!)

It’s a symphony of nonsense a masterclass of weird

The kind of sonic wonder that the universe feared!

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (It’s top tier quite bright!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (We’ll be singing all night!)

Bridge

Ahem Please, observe the sheer melodic brilliance.

The way it captures the essence of... absolutely nothing at all

It is quite frankly a triumph of the human spirit.

A triumph of... THE BEST SONG EVER!

Chorus

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (Hear the violins play!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (In a posh sort of way!)

It’s a symphony of nonsense a masterclass of weird

The kind of sonic wonder that the universe feared!

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (It’s simply divine!)

It’s THE BEST SONG EVER! (And it’s finally mine!)

Outro

Quite magnificent

Simply the best

The best song ever

I do say, yes

Claps politely