The Usual Gang of Idiots

Verse 1

Out in Manhattan nineteen fifty two

Kurtzman sketchpad dripping wet and Bill Gaines sipping brew

Those gray suits tried to kill the thrill and banish every scare

So they switched up the format for a little flair

Pre-Chorus

Mocking the movies

Mashing the media

Messing with masters

Yeah we need ya

Chorus

What me worry says the gap-tooth kid

Catching wind with those ears he hid

Pay your pittance for the glorious spin

Alfred grins while the idiocy wins

What me worry

What me worry

Verse 2

Antonio's spies plotting white and black

Hiding blades behind their coats preparing to attack

Don Martin drops the big anvil for a giant sploink

Sergio is drawing weirdos in the corner for a loink

Pre-Chorus

Mocking the movies

Mashing the media

Messing with masters

Yeah we need ya

Chorus

What me worry says the gap-tooth kid

Catching wind with those ears he hid

Pay your pittance for the glorious spin

Alfred grins while the idiocy wins

What me worry

What me worry

Bridge

Jaffee folds the page back to see the answer reveal

Dave Berg watches us act like our boring lives are real

Snappy answers for those questions you were dumb enough to ask

Taking all the holy cows and taking them to task

Chorus

What me worry says the gap-tooth kid

Catching wind with those ears he hid

Pay your pittance for the glorious spin

Alfred grins while the idiocy wins

What me worry

What me worry