Thumping the Legionaries

Intro

Oh

Ye-yeah

Ooh

You know those Romans got no chance

Verse 1

Legionnaires are marching by the creek

Armor squeaking

Paterfamilias looks quite weak

The ground is leaking

Sun hits the thatched roof like a golden pan

Big Obelix is ready with his menhir stone

Wild boars are running from the little man

Whose secret brew makes all the timber groan

Pre-Chorus

Look out Centurion

Better hide your shield

Look out Centurion

Best to quit the field

Chorus

Give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

See those fancy sandals gallop

I said give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

Hear the whole battalion holler

(Heard them holler)

(Yeah they holler)

Verse 2

Asterix is jumping high and proud

Socked 'em silly

Spinning through the dusty village crowd

Toss the lily

Gauls keep the cauldron boiling on the fire

Roman noses bending in a comic way

Soldiers are tangled in the thorny briar

Wondering why they showed up for work today

Pre-Chorus

Look out Centurion

Better hide your shield

Look out Centurion

Best to quit the field

Chorus

Give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

See those fancy sandals gallop

I said give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

Hear the whole battalion holler

(Heard them holler)

(Yeah they holler)

Bridge

Tiny wings on the helmet flutter fast

Magic potion flavor is the one to last

The red capes are flying

The eagles are crying

Those Romans are trying to go

Chorus

Give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

See those fancy sandals gallop

I said give 'em a thump

Give 'em a wallop

Hear the whole battalion holler

(Heard them holler)

(Yeah they holler)

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh

Wham bam

Biff bam boom

Biff bam boom

Yeah we sent 'em home soon