Surf's Up, I'm Down

Start

Refrain

Ooooooooh dogshit!

Verse 1

I can't fuckin' surf

I just fall off the board

I can't fuckin' surf

Gonna put it back where it was stored

Pre-Chorus

Thought I'd try the hip new thing

Hit a jellyfish, got a sting

Chorus

This shit ain't for me

It's really plain to see

I can't stand up, I just fall off

Mouth full of water, choke and cough

Post-Chorus

Fuck this fuckin shit!

I've had enough of it!

Guitar riffing

Verse 2

I can't fuckin' surf

I just make people laugh

I can't fuckin' surf

Gonna break my bones in half

Pre-Chorus

Thought I'd try to be real cool

Should have practiced in the pool

Chorus

This shit ain't for me

I just twisted my knee

I can't swim well anyway

I hirt myself enough today

Post-Chorus

Fuck this fuckin shit!

I've had enough, I quit

(Stupid-ass ocean)

(Dumb shit waves)

End