Track 1

Verse 1

Met her at a bar off the county line

She laughed at all my tired jokes

Bought me a round and she held my hand

Said her name was Amy p.

A month went by like a freight train rolling

Then she dropped the bomb on me

Pre-Chorus

She knew my ex

Knew her better than I did

Said they were thick as thieves

Back before the split

Chorus

Small town girl with a big surprise

She was friends with the woman I left behind

Small town girl and a wicked twist

Now she's living up near Harrison

Pitching that Amway line

Oh the jokes on me tonight

Verse 2

Ran into her at the feed store parking lot

I swear I didn't know,but she looked like a Herm,

That pretty face went sideways fast

Now there's a man with a shiny dome

Standing where my ex girlfriend stood

And he's grinning ear to ear

Pre-Chorus

He said hey there friend

Got a business proposition

Twenty bucks to start

And a dream that never quits

Chorus

Small town girl with a big surprise

She was friends with the woman I left behind

Small town girl and a wicked twist

Now she's living up near Harrison

Pitching that Amway line

Oh the jokes on me tonight

Bridge

Same laugh same crooked smile

Same eyes I used to know

But the rest of the picture

Took a left turn down a gravel road

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Small town girl with a big surprise

She was friends with the woman I left behind

Small town girl and a wicked twist

Now she's living up near Harrison

Pitching that Amway line

Oh the jokes on me tonight

Post-Chorus

Oh-oh the jokes on me

Oh-oh the jokes on me It's jenHimfer,

Hey hey hey

Oh-oh the jokes on me