Sock

Intro, build

Lyrics

I hate to find the dryer's runnin' low (Woooo)

I hate to find the dryer's runnin' low (Woooo)

Cause my sock, well, it's long gone with the flow

I hate to find the dryer's runnin' low (Woooo)

Now I'm feelin' sad 'cause it took my laundry (Woooo)

I'll try to search the drum but it's gone away (Woooo)

Why would that dryer try to make a fool of me?

I'll try to search the drum but it's gone away (Uh. Listen)

Bridge

Oh Mr Dryer, what games you play

Oh sweet spinner, got my sock hid away

Now I'm searchin' (searchin'), through all the fluff and folds

Left my other sock all lonesome, in a world so cold

Verse

Damn that dryer, it's a thievin' soul (Woooo)

Damn that dryer, it's a thievin' soul (Woooo)

Spinnin' lies at me while it's on a roll

Damn that dryer, it's a thievin' soul (Woooo)

Instrumental

Now climb in the drum and it starts to roll (Woooo)

But a whole new world starts to unfold (Woooo)

Am I falling down to where my sock's gone?

There's whole new world within the fold (Oh no)

Bridge

Am I in the Bermuda Triangle?

Or a Philadelphia Experiment Laundromat?

Listen, All I wanted was my missing sock

But now I'm wondering if I'm ever getting back?

I'm lost nobody seen before

With ancient planes and ships and pens and more

There's a giant with an octopus head? I'm not sure

And I'm in this crazy nexus in the dryer's hold

Denouement

I hate the dryer it's a thieving soul (Woooo)

And I won't be going home, that's for sure (Woooo)

For I'm sitting on a massive pile of mismatching socks

Playing ludo with C'thulu forevermore (Woooo)

Playing ludo with C'thulu forevermore (Woooo)

Rallentando

Playing ludo with C'thulu forevermore (Woooo)