Catastrophic Tango
jerdot04Posted on March 8, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Tonight Wild stage
Eyes on us
Nerves are tangled
Just one breath
Luck is in my sock
Slippers made for style
Grace is far away
We stumble out with hopeful bows
Let chaos lead
[Chorus] Spin and stomp and whirl about
Kick the lanterns duck the trout
If we tumble that is the plan
Grace is optional in this band
Clang the cymbals honk the horn
Dance like socks in a windstorm
Laughing as the spotlights glow
In our catastrophic tango
[Post-Chorus] La la la la
Oh oh oh
La la la
Whoa oh
[Verse 2] Bold
Heart beats
A jester jumps
Tango for the crowd
Left foot
Right foot
Turn and whoa
Why is there snow
The stage is sloped and slippery
I might fall down
[Pre-Chorus] Slip and slide but stay in time
Every fool has bells that chime
Keep moving
Just keep moving
[Chorus] Spin and stomp and whirl about
Kick the lanterns duck the trout
If we tumble that is the plan
Grace is optional in this band
Clang the cymbals honk the horn
Dance like socks in a windstorm
Laughing as the spotlights glow
In our catastrophic tango
[Verse 3] Watch out
Mind your feet
You are dancing with a sack
A heavy sack of garden beets
The drummer lost his hat
It is on your shoe
Now the goat is watching
Watching me
Watching you
The goat is staring at the mess we made
[Pre-Chorus] One two chaos on we go
Every step a crazy show
Keep moving
Just keep moving
[Chorus] Spin and stomp and whirl about
Kick the lanterns duck the trout
If we tumble that is the plan
Grace is optional in this band
Clang the cymbals honk the horn
Dance like socks in a windstorm
Laughing as the spotlights glow
In our catastrophic tango
[Bridge] The spotlight lingers
The crowd will not sit
We rise
Bruised but lit
Grinning ear to ear
Take a bow
Draw them near
Draw them near
Draw them near
[Encore Chorus] Spin and laugh and take a bow
Leave the stage but not right now
Balancing dreams on tangled toes
That is how the circus goes
Raise your hats and wave goodbye
Trade confetti for the sky
Memories hidden in every row
Our spectacular tango show
[Post-Chorus] La la la la
Oh oh oh
La la la
Whoa oh