Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Look at this house! Look at what you made me do!

Mary's holding the baby, and I'm losing my mind!

Joseph is standing there, cutting up wood,

While I'm sitting here eating ten pounds of noodles!

A star is shining in the northern sky,

And nobody even cares how stressed I am!

It's all your fault! All of you!

Chorus

Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, look at this mess!

I'm wearing a robe and I'm full of stress!

They're so peaceful, so quiet and calm,

While I'm having a breakdown with my mom!

Water weight! It's just water weight!

In the humble home of Nazareth!

Verse 2

In Nazareth town, Joseph's making a chair,

Young Jesus is learning, and I'm pulling my hair!

Mary is praying, looking so pure,

And I'm yelling at Orlin, I can't take it no more!

They built a refuge of peace and grace,

While I'm smearing sauce all over my face!

Chorus

Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, look at this mess!

I'm wearing a robe and I'm full of stress!

They're so peaceful, so quiet and calm,

While I'm having a breakdown with my mom!

Water weight! It's just water weight!

In the humble home of Nazareth!

Bridge

whispering dramatically to the camera

You guys don't understand... the journey was long...

My knee hurts... we walked all the way from Bethlehem...

They trusted the path, they had so much faith...

And I'm just here crying over a side of cheese sauce...

Outro

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph forever... Jesus, Mary, and Joseph forever...

Bye!