Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My cactus learned to whistle
Keeps asking for a pet
I told him that's illegal
He hasn't spoken yet
[Pre-Chorus]
And the toaster told a secret
About the blender's crush
The fridge is getting jealous
It's all too much
[Chorus]
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime
[Verse 2]
Socks keep forming unions
Demanding fair-time wear
The sink drips in haiku form
Which honestly is fair
[Pre-Chorus]
And the ceiling fans are gossiping
About the floorboards' walk
The lamp is taking selfies
With the hallway chalk
[Chorus]
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime
[Breakdown]
Raise the roof (the roof)
Raise the roof (the roof)
The doorbell does the chorus
The pipe works play the spoons
[Chorus]
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime