Lyrics
Verse 1
My cactus learned to whistle
Keeps asking for a pet
I told him that's illegal
He hasn't spoken yet
Pre-Chorus
And the toaster told a secret
About the blender's crush
The fridge is getting jealous
It's all too much
Chorus
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime
Verse 2
Socks keep forming unions
Demanding fair-time wear
The sink drips in haiku form
Which honestly is fair
Pre-Chorus
And the ceiling fans are gossiping
About the floorboards' walk
The lamp is taking selfies
With the hallway chalk
Chorus
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime
Breakdown
Raise the roof (the roof)
Raise the roof (the roof)
The doorbell does the chorus
The pipe works play the spoons
Chorus
My house is singing backup vocals
The curtains clap along
My doormat wrote a sonnet
About being walked on
Oh my house is singing backup vocals
And honestly it's fine
The microwave's the lead singer
It's 9 o'clock showtime
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