Intro β Museum PA / whispered
Welcome to the Museum of Bad Ideas.
Please don't touch the exhibits.
Please do not press the red button.
Seriously.
Thank you for your cooperation.
instrumental
Verse 1
Broken clock upon the wall
Golden statue mocks us all
Bad decisions dipped in gold
Every one a story told
Left my sense outside the door
My bright idea has its own floor
Big red button: βDo not touchβ
Didnβt think it meant that much
Pre-Chorus
Lights turn red
Portraits stare
Bass kicks in
proceed if you dare
Three, two, one
whole place shakes
another bad idea
big mistake
Instrumental
Chorus
Museum of Bad Ideas
Come and see what we did
Every sign says βStay awayβ
But we keep walking in
Museum of Bad Ideas
No refunds, no regrets
We came looking for trouble
Havenβt learned our lesson yet
Post-Chorus
Bad idea
Bad idea
Bad idea
Bad idea
Museum PA
You are now entering the Inferno exhibition.
The velvet rope is there for a reason.
Verse 2
Brass plaque reads βInfernoββstand back
One guest leans in, grin intact
βClever trick,β he starts to say
Brochure curls and flakes away
Someone ducks beneath the rope
Raises up a glass to toast
Leaves his jacket on the rail
Now displayed: βA Cautionary Taleβ
Build
Glass gets warm
Brass turns red
Someone checks
What the brochure said
Three, two, one
A little too late
Now the guided tour
Has to evacuate
instrumental
Chorus
Museum of Bad Ideas
Come and see what we did
Every sign says βStay awayβ
But we keep walking in
Museum of Bad Ideas
No refunds, no regrets
We came looking for trouble
Havenβt learned our lesson yet
Museum PA
For your safety, please remain behind the barrier.
Surfaces within the Inferno exhibition may be extremely hot.
Sorry about your eyebrows.
Bad Idea
Bad Idea
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