Chugga Chugga

Verse 1

Wake up, passengers, step right up

Grab your tickets and your coffee cup

The Conductor is screaming, his face is red

He drank fourteen espressos before leaving bed

We got a one-way ticket to a town called Zoom

And the boiler room is going boom, boom, boom!

Chorus

Choo choo, chugga chugga, rolling down the track

We’re moving so fast that our ears blow back

The whistle is screaming, the pistons are hot

Is this train gonna stop? Absolutely not!

Choo choo! Out of the way!

The Midnight Express has gone completely astray!

Verse 2

The Dining Car is a total disaster

The gravy is flying faster and faster

A meatball just hit the engineer's nose

And soup is spraying from the fire hose

We bypassed the station, we blew past the light

Even the pigeons are shaking with fright!

Chorus

Choo choo, chugga chugga, rolling down the track

We’re moving so fast that our ears blow back

The whistle is screaming, the pistons are hot

Is this train gonna stop? Absolutely not!

Choo choo! Out of the way!

The Midnight Express has gone completely astray!

Bridge

Hold onto your luggage, hold onto your cat

The caboose just flew off, but don't worry 'bout that!

We're chugging up a mountain, we're flying down a hill

If the speed doesn't get you, the ticket price will!

Chorus

Choo choo, chugga chugga, rolling down the track

We’re moving so fast that our ears blow back

The whistle is screaming, the pistons are hot

Is this train gonna stop? Absolutely not!

Choo choo! Out of the way!

The Midnight Express has gone completely astray!

Outro

Clickety-clack, we're off the track, there's no way to turn it back!

The whistle blows, the engine sighs, underneath the starry skies.

All aboard for dreams tonight, with all the power of the light.

Choo choo!