Shitty Seventies Radio

Verse 1

Turn on the radio, it’s supposed to be chill

But every mellow jam is about dudes droppin’ a deuce for real

There’s a smooth guitar, but the lyrics just stink

Talking flushes and stains, makes me rethink my drink

Pre-Chorus

I want a ballad, I want a groove

But all I’m getting is another number two

Saxophone shining, but the topic is shit

Can't escape it, it’s a seventies hit

Chorus

You guys been listening to K Billy's Super Sound of the Seventies Weekend

Every goddamn song hits, but it’s always about poop shit and fart

Flipping stations but I just can’t escape it, not even in the dark

Ain’t no groove, no smooth, without some toilet humor start

Post-Chorus

Poop shit and fart

Yeah, poop shit and fart

Verse 2

They’re singing sweet harmonies, and then a stinky surprise

Every bassline drops and my nostrils start to cry

Golden voices crooning love, but the subject just stinks

If I hear one more brown note I’m jumping off the brink

Pre-Chorus

Turn it up, turn it down, the same old joke

From disco balls to soft rock folks

Chorus

You guys been listening to K Billy's Super Sound of the Seventies Weekend

Every goddamn song hits, but it’s always about poop shit and fart

Flipping stations but I just can’t escape it, not even in the dark

Ain’t no groove, no smooth, without some toilet humor start

Post-Chorus

Poop shit and fart

Yeah, poop shit and fart

Bridge

I give up tryin’, every chorus is crap

Singers with mullets spinnin' turds in the lap

Studio magic and they’re wailing on stool

Somehow every verse just smells like cesspool

Chorus

You guys been listening to K Billy's Super Sound of the Seventies Weekend

Every goddamn song hits, but it’s always about poop shit and fart

Flipping stations but I just can’t escape it, not even in the dark

Ain’t no groove, no smooth, without some toilet humor start

Post-Chorus

Poop shit and fart

Yeah, poop shit and fart

Poop shit and fart

Hell, poop shit and fart

Outro

Freakin' radio, I’m beggin’ for relief

But every damn chorus is about dumpin’ a beef

Singers croon sweet, but the toilet's the star

Some musty piss anthem in every car

Outro Hook

You guys been listening to K Billy's Super Sound of the Seventies Weekend

All these classics, just turds wrapped in art

It’s non-stop dookie, no matter how far I depart

Post-Outro

Poop shit and fart

Poop shit and fart

That's all they play, poop shit and fart